fatness | (no subject)

... Actually, I'm not really sure why I'm even bothering to have this conversation.

I could just kill you right now.

You know, this is almost becoming routine. We try and have a civilized conversation, doesn't work, so you blame me for all your problems and then try and beat me. And each and every time...it ends the same too. I win, you run away and, I guess, regroup.

And don't you get tired of it happening over and over again? I only see advantages to putting an end to this useless crap.

Can't we just, like, play Call of Duty or something to see who's on top? That would be changing it up a bit.

I don't like video games.

Quick question.

What do you like? And it can't have anything to do with moi.

~~drugs~~

~~drinking alcohol from a guy's frozen hand??~~

~~babes because they wanted me to affirm my straightness~~

When things go my way.

It's something I really enjoy, actually.

That must be real treat when it happens, huh? I mean, with it being so rare and all.

You actually think you can still get to me, don't you?

Almost tempted to think it's cute.

If I didn't get to you, you wouldn't still be trying to kill me.

Don't even go there, man.

Just think of it this way: You're pretty much just an annoyance for everybody's existence. And I need you to stop doing that so I can get my speed back.

So call it an act of mere necessity.

I'm pretty sure the only existence I annoy is yours and I can live with that.

You'd be surprised.

It's pretty amazing, actually. Not even I've managed to piss off that amount of people.

Riiiiight.

Um actually, I think you've got it reversed.

Nope. The credit's all yours, Bart.

So, where were we? [grabbing you by what would be the collar I guess]

And to think, here I thought you liked being the center of attention.

[ vibrates a little but yeah idek, he's not really trying... ] From the looks of it, an empty room.

[and now he delivers a punch to your face..,.

beating up kids
it's almost as bad as zapping babies out of existence]

Always hated those retarded remarks. How do you even convince yourself that they're remotely clever?

[ hgnfhsajkns okay not cool ]

I don't have to convince myself of anything, I am who I am.

[ vibrates himself out of his grip ]

Hey, if that's what works for you.

What, one punch wasn't enough?

[After a beat, and he smirks at the question] Yeah, I don't think so either. [throwing another punch]

At least I don't have an inferiority complex the size of the sun.

[ pffff he just vibrates through him, yuck, and kicks his butt, literally iamsobadwithaction ]

Edited 2009-11-14 20:52 (UTC)

[FFF HIS BUTT, he speeds to get out of Bart's way]

Do you ever shut up? I thought the endless yapping was reserved for me. [He slams against your stomach..,. with his fist]

[ hgnfhdns dammit, elbows him in the FACE ]

Nope, that belongs to me, you're just the redundant one.

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