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*is evil*

*and insane*

*and also a junkie why not*

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I don't like video games.

Quick question.

What do you like? And it can't have anything to do with moi.

~~drugs~~

~~drinking alcohol from a guy's frozen hand??~~

~~babes because they wanted me to affirm my straightness~~

When things go my way.

It's something I really enjoy, actually.

That must be real treat when it happens, huh? I mean, with it being so rare and all.

You actually think you can still get to me, don't you?

Almost tempted to think it's cute.

If I didn't get to you, you wouldn't still be trying to kill me.

Don't even go there, man.

Just think of it this way: You're pretty much just an annoyance for everybody's existence. And I need you to stop doing that so I can get my speed back.

So call it an act of mere necessity.

I'm pretty sure the only existence I annoy is yours and I can live with that.

You'd be surprised.

It's pretty amazing, actually. Not even I've managed to piss off that amount of people.

Riiiiight.

Um actually, I think you've got it reversed.

Nope. The credit's all yours, Bart.

So, where were we? [grabbing you by what would be the collar I guess]

And to think, here I thought you liked being the center of attention.

[ vibrates a little but yeah idek, he's not really trying... ] From the looks of it, an empty room.

[and now he delivers a punch to your face..,.

beating up kids
it's almost as bad as zapping babies out of existence]

Always hated those retarded remarks. How do you even convince yourself that they're remotely clever?

[ hgnfhsajkns okay not cool ]

I don't have to convince myself of anything, I am who I am.

[ vibrates himself out of his grip ]

Hey, if that's what works for you.

What, one punch wasn't enough?

[After a beat, and he smirks at the question] Yeah, I don't think so either. [throwing another punch]

At least I don't have an inferiority complex the size of the sun.

[ pffff he just vibrates through him, yuck, and kicks his butt, literally iamsobadwithaction ]

Edited 2009-11-14 20:52 (UTC)

[FFF HIS BUTT, he speeds to get out of Bart's way]

Do you ever shut up? I thought the endless yapping was reserved for me. [He slams against your stomach..,. with his fist]

[ hgnfhdns dammit, elbows him in the FACE ]

Nope, that belongs to me, you're just the redundant one.

[He takes that, laughing a bit]

A three syllable word! I'm impressed. [he wipes the blood out of his nose, elbowing his face back and delivering a pack of punches right after]

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