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So I just happen to be bored.

Anybody wanna keep a handsome young superhero some company?

Members of the male gender needn't apply.

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I HAVE TO WORK AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE POSTING HERE

Hey-- how is that my fault?

you're making me talk to myself instead of battling against my painfully slow laptop

Looks like you're doing both those things right now.

don't make me hire Sai to sue your butt too

...

Why am I being played by you again?

s-.d,fs.d,a.d,m *GOES BACK TO PHOTOSHOP*

I see that the insufferable inbecile population went up.

Whoa.

Whoa.

No, seriously. Whoa.

I'm all for having fans and all, but did you have to dress like me? That's just a little freaky, man.

And the least you could've done is get more details right.

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No problem, Mr. 'handsome young superhero', so long as you stay on that side of the network. We've got enough vigilante issues in my city as it is.

Quiet week or something?

Can't say I prefer using these things instead of meeting in person, but hey- better than nothing.

And please, call me Speed.

Something like that. What's up with you?

Well then. Speed. [hesitation] Ellen.

Anyway, I doubt either of us would enjoy an encounter. I'd be something like duty-bound to arrest you, for one; my superior takes a rather hard line in terms of technical lawbreakers, even the heroing sort.

Or maybe I mean especially the heroing sort.

On the upside, I'm hardly ever bored.

Duty-bound to arrest me? You do get that we're trying to help you law enforcer types, right? Most of the time, anyway.

Doesn't mean we can't appreciate what you people do, but a vigilante is a vigilante, and the law is the law. My duties are what they are, regardless of my personal opinion.

That said, I'm going with the internet being outside of my jurisdiction. For the record.

Uh. Right.

... So.

...

I see my company keeping skills are as sharp as ever. Sorry if I'm doing a poor job of entertaining; I really don't have a life outside of my work. From this post, I suppose superheroing isn't the same?

No offense, but I've been to juvie once- and I'm not about to risk going through that again over a cop. Even if she's hot.

Well, can't help if I like to have a little time for myself. Alien invasions get a little repetitive after the second time.

Or was it the third?

None taken. Really really none. How old are you?

Alien in-- ... Hang on. Just picturing the chief rupturing his spleen.

[hmmmmm. okay, done.]

Not ragging on you, kid. There really are worse ways a superpowered individual could spend his downtime than idle conversation.

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