fatness | (no subject)

*bleeding on the floor over at the Thad convention*

[ looks at his look alike on the floor ] Pitiful. I find it difficult to believe you all are who you claim to be, me.

[ to Impulse ] Because I was here first.

[ to Tommy ] No, I'm the fastest kid alive, duh.

No way, I was here first!

[TO TOMMY..,,.] Yeah, 'cause nobody outruns me.

[AT BOTH I GUESS]

Pfft. Fastest kid alive?

Yeah, right.

Does it look like we're lying?

Didn't say anything about lying.

But it's pretty clear you two 've got no idea who you're talking to.

...

Some old guy?

Seriously, what's with the white hair?

I was thinking that too!

I mean, it's white and all, but he doesn't look like he's wearing fake teeth or anything.

He must've wasted a lot of time and money dying it like that.

What--

--No, I'm not an old guy, and no, my hair's not dyed. It's real, live with it.

Anyway, you two keep blabbing about being fast, but I haven't seen anything yet. Is that all you guys can do?

You haven't seen it because we're too fast for ya.

or maybe you need to take off those glasses. Goggles. Shades. Whatever they are.

Or 'cause you're just not moving at all.

Says the kid with a fishbowl on each eye.

You can't even treat yourself right, that's a lot of self-loathing you got going on there, Inertia.

There you are.

Just the face I wanted to see!

*BORING ADULT SIGH*

Look, I don't have time for these little games of your anymore.

That's too bad, 'cause I'm nowhere near done with you.

I don't remember asking you if you were or not. We're done here.

Hate to break it to you, but that's not how things work, big guy.

We're not done until I say we're done.

If only that were true.

You can't win.

Ever heard of 'never say never'?

It isn't over yet.