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*is evil*

*and insane*

*and also a junkie why not*

...

What.

You know. Beer. Where can I get some?

Oh, I don't know...a bar, maybe?

Did you get yours at a bar?

You're seriously asking me that?

No, I didn't. Why do you even care?

Do you just, like, carry beers in your back pocket then? Cause, man, that's a little weird.

I don't carry beer in my pockets, you moron. I got it at a convenience store, if you must fucking know.

Dude, chill out. It was just a question. I mean, bat-folk are pretty weird with their crazy utility belts and shit.

It only takes a little common sense to figure out that they wouldn't carry beer in their utility belt. Rubbing alcohol, maybe, but not beer.

Y'all need to relax. You, Robin and Nightwing are all so uptight, I don't even want to go into Batman.

Then don't.

...Oh.

So, do you got an extra beer on you? I could really use some.

No.